Saturday, June 6, 2009

Drunken Rats

Strange things have been written in the news paper lately. Last week in was about turning ashes of the dead into diamond! I think I will stick to being mud. Anyway, 3 days ago there was an article on killing rats with beer! And the title was really cheerful too: “Cheers to killing pests the safe way”. For some reason the word killing and safe don’t belong together. It is hilarious that beer is considered a safe substitute to toxic chemicals when the rats’ tummies would be blown up after consuming it. I think the title should be :”Beer is toxic because it blows pests”.
But once I found out that the inventor is a former boxer, it was no surprise. His head might have been banged prettybad.

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